DEADPOOL WOLVERINE

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Wolverine:
[Upon seeing the newly transformed Deadpool/Weapon XI]
Wade, is that you?
[Wade does not respond]

Wolverine:
I guess Stryker finally figured out how to shut you up
[unsheates his claws]
...

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[Deadpool rolls on top of Wolverine]
Deadpool: What'cha thinking about?
Wolverine: Get the fuck off me.
Deadpool: Shh! Shh! Almost done...
Wolverine: Almost done what?
Deadpool: Getting my knife out o...

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Deadpool: [using his Logan's adamantium claws on TVA Minutemen] I'm sorry, Wolverine-ing is hard! | I'm sorry Wolverine ing is hard

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Elliot Chipman: Holy shit. That's Deadpool.
Kevin Chipman: And that's Wolverine.
Deadpool: You're damn straight it is. Fox killed him. Disney brought him back. They're gonna make him do this till he's...

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Deadpool: You smell something?
Wolverine: Yeah, you. A whole bunch of you!
[the Deadpool Corps appear] | You smell somethin' Yeah you A lot of you

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Wade Wilson:I've always wanted to ride with you, Log! | I gotta be honest I've always wanted to ride with you Log La verdad siempre he querido luchar junto a ti Log Tú y yo liándola buena Deadpool y...

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Mr. Paradox: I don't understand. How are you two still alive?
Deadpool: You were right. One of us would have been killed. But you put a Deadpool and a Wolverine together, make 'em hold hands while lis...

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Headpool: [sees Wolverine holding Dogpool] Hold your fire!
[Members of the Deadpool Corps stop firing their weapons as Wolverine walks across the crossfire holding Dogpool]
Headpool: Sweet little pupp...

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Wolverine: [pins Deadpool with his claws and raises his body up high in the air] Where the hell are we?
Deadpool: I don't know. Looks kind of Mad Maxy, but that would be IP infringement, right?
Wolver...

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Deadpool: [to Wolverine] Put your sweaty tits away, you preening slut! | All right Put your greasy tits away you preening slut

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Wolverine: You'll screw it up.
Deadpool: Oh, come on, Mr. PG-13-Except-The-Last-One! | You'll screw it up Oh come on Mr PG 13 except the last one

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Wolverine: [sees Chris Evans] Dear God, it's him.
Wolverine: Who?
Deadpool: The one. The superhero equivalent to comfort food, or molly. A white guy's answer to all the disappointments in another A-Li...

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Deadpool: I didn't lie!
Wolverine: You lied!
Deadpool: No, I made an educated wish! Because I need you!
[holds up the photo of him and his friends]
Deadpool: This. This is why. Right here. Because if ...

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Deadpool: Fuck, this is gonna hurt.
[Looks down at his guns, then looks over and sees two magazines of ammunition lying nearby]
Deadpool: Alright! Fuck it! Let's give the people what they came for.
Wo...

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Deadpool: Why are you so nice?
Nicepool: It costs nothing to be kind.
Wolverine: Shutting the fuck up is also free.
Nicepool: Caliente! | Why are you so nice Oh it costs nothing to be kind Shutting th...

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Cassandra Nova: A Wolverine. I wondered when I'd get one of you. You're one of Xavier's.
Deadpool: You... you know him? You know Chuck?
Cassandra Nova: Oh, I knew him. We shared a womb. Tried to stran...

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B-15: Let's get this Deadpool variant back to the Void.
Deadpool: Wait, hold on. What?
Peter: [hurrying in] Nope. Actually, this one's homegrown, like me. He belongs here.
B-15: And you are?
Peter: Pe...

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Deadpool: One anchor being coming right up! On your left, baby girl! This Logan has the same he-can-do-anything-even-musicals look. And bonus, he's actually wearing a costume like he's not embarrassed...

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Deadpool: I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. Wolverine is not dead. Sure, it made for a perfect ending to a very sad story. But that's not how regenerative healing factors work. You think I...

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Deadpool:
[on X-Men Wolverine]
I've got no problems with Hugh. I mean he's a delightful guy, he really is. True legend. But the movie, that was a career low for me. | I got it Weas Thanks Oh And uh th...

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Found your new Anchor Being. And we're doing just fine, you piece of shit. Mm. Mm-hmm. Fine indeed. All right. Put your greasy tits away,you preening slut. I don't understand. How are you two still...

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Wolverine: You stupid piece of shit. You just got him fucking killed!
Deadpool: Hey, we're all grieving! P.S., do you know what he was doing to the budget? | You stupid piece of shit You just got him ...

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Deadpool: [to Logan] In my world, you're, um... you're well-regarded. .
Logan: Yeah, well, not in mine.
Deadpool: They don't like me much in mine, either.
Logan: You don't say.
Deadpool: I wanted to b...

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Deadpool: Quick, let's up the stakes.
Mr. Paradox: If she steals the Time Ripper's energy, she has the power to shred the fabric of all realities until there is nothing left but the Void.
Wolverine: H...

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And as I saidwe've got a standard three-year… bumper to bumper warranty. Glad you gave us a second chance. And don't worry. Wade and I are a team,so I'll see he gets half the commission… That feels...

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Deadpool: [beating Nicepool's lifeless body] God damnit! I don't think he's gonna make it. But he died a hero.
Wolverine: He died from murder, you dumb fuck!
Deadpool: And all I have to remember him b...

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Gambit: You know, we never had a Wolverine up in here. But I can tell you now, it's just a common courtesy to ask before you drink up all of my liquor.
Logan: Well, it's a good thing I don't give a fu...

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Deadpool:
I should've come and found you sooner, but the guy under this mask, he ain't the same one that you remember.
Vanessa Carlysle:
You mean this mask?
[takes off mask to reveal cheap paper mas...

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But it's good to see ya. I gotta be honest,I've always wanted to ride with you, Log. You and me getting into it.Deadpool and Wolverine just fuckin' shit up. Can you imagine the fun, the chaos… the...

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Deadpool: You guys may not have been able to save your universes, but you can avenge them. It's what Johnny would have wanted.
Elektra: Wait. You knew Johnny?
Logan: [chuckling] Oh, yeah. Dickhead her...

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And as I said,we've got a standard three-year bumper to bumper warranty. Glad you gave us a second chance. And don't worry. Wade and I are a team, so I'll see he gets half the commission-- Whoa. That...

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Deadpool: You know, from behind you look a little bit like Henry...
[looks at a Wolverine variant]
Deadpool: OH, MY FUCK! The Cavillrine. The legends are true. And may I say sir, on behalf of all of h...

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But it's good to see ya. I gotta be honest, I've alwayswanted to ride with you, Log. You and me getting into it. Deadpool and Wolverinejust fuckin' shit up. Can you imagine the fun, the chaos... the...

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[first lines]

Deadpool:
Fuck Wolverine. First he rides my coattails with the R-rating, and then, that hairy motherfucker ups the ante by dying. What a dick. Well, guess what, Wolvie? I'm dying in thi...

Scene Description:
an orange and yellow image of a fire with pills on it.

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Found your new Anchor Being. And we're doing just fine,you piece of shit. - Mm.- Mm-hmm. Fine indeed. All right.Put your greasy tits away, you preening slut. I don't understand. How are you two still...

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Wolverine: You know what? You're a fucking joke. No wonder the Avengers didn't take you. Or the X-Men, and they'll take fucking anyone. I mean, you are a ridiculous, immature, half-wit moron. I have...

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Mr. Paradox: The Ripper is fed from a secure chamber below ground. It is powered by twin matter and anti-matter feeds converging inside the device. Now, Cassandra Nova is redirecting the Ripper's...

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Will Munson:
He's a friend of mine.
Jackson:
A friend with a big mouth.
Logan:
I hear that a lot.
Jackson:
Then you probably hear this, too.
[cocks his gun]

Logan:
More than I'd like.
Jackson:
T...

Scene Description:
two men stand in a field with one wearing a hat and the other wearing a cowboy hat.

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You're gonna live. Say it! I'm gonna live. Say it with me. You're gonna live. I'm gonna live! Ha-hah! Say it louder! I'm gonna live-- | You're gonna live Say it I'm gonna live Say it with me You're...

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Wolverine:You know what? You're a fucking joke. No wonder the Avengers didn't take you. Or the X-Men, and they'll take fucking anyone. I mean, you are a ridiculous, immature, half-wit moron. I have...